Dolls, Lies and Lemon Cupcakes

 Today the Lissis are really nervous. 

They are receiving the visit of their italian cousins, the Corinnes.
Last time they met was in 1978!

But what time is it? They should have arrived long ago!

Hello dear cousins!!! We are so happy to be here and see you again!
(We wish we could be anywhere else, like shopping or in the beauty saloon)

We hope we are not too late...

 Don't worry, you arrived just on time like always!

(1 hour late! They will never learn!!!)

 Wow, you have not changed at all! You look so young and beautiful as always!!!

 (Oh my god, they look so old and ugly!!!)

Let's go to the garden to have some tea!

 We have been the whole day preparing our special lemon cupcakes in your honor!

(lemon cupcakes were this week's offer in the convenient store...)

Come on, eat up!

Thank you! They look great!

(They look like rotten porridge!)

  Mmmm, lemon is my favorite fruit!

(I think I will not be able to eat this stuff, lemon causes me retching...)

 So, what do think of our lemon cupcakes?

 Absolutely Delicious!!! You have to pass us the recipe to make them in Italy!

(We will burn it as soon as we leave the house...)

 Really? We knew you'd love them...

(At least they should try to lie better, it's obvious they don't like them!)

It's nice to see that our friendship and frank relationship has not changed after so many years!