Beyourownking

Once upon a time there was a land far, far away, called the Obeytheking Kingdom
One day, a girl named Nancy and her friend Elmer arrived to Obeytheking from a neighbour land.
They were really surprised by what they found out:

EVERYBODY, LOOK TO THE LEFT!!!

 RISE YOUR HANDS, NOW!!!

 KNOCK YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL!

 SIT DOWN AND LOOK TO THE FRONT!

  STAND UP AND LOOK TO THE RIGHT!

MARCH!!!

 DON'T STOP,  MARCH ON!

- Hello, we are Nancy and Elmer. Why is everybody obeying this man's orders?

- Because he is the King and we are their subjects!

  - Have you elected your King?

     -  No, we have not

- Then, why is this man your King?

-    Because his father was the King

-   Why the father of the King was the King? 

- Because the father of the father of the King was the King

  -  And why the father of the father of the King was the King?

- Because the father of the father of the father of the King was the King

 - But what about the father of the first King? Why was his son the King if he was not a King? 
Who elected him?

There was no answer… nobody knew what to say!!!

After some moments of silence and astonishment, people broke the line and began to do what they thought or felt they had to do and never, never again, obeyed the orders of any other king but themselves.

 Since that special day, that far land was known as the Beyourownking Republic

 and their inhabitants were not called Kings or Subjects anymore, 
they were called just Citizens, all of them!

They didn't live happily ever after but, at least, they could try to be if they wanted...

The Plotters at the Zoo

 

Last Friday the Nancys asisted to the Concert of the Year:

The Plotters at the Zoo Bar in Barcelona

 Nancy Otero was really exited about it, they had not been in a concert for ages!!!

 Nancy Fantasy was also very happy to have the opportunity to see the revelation group of the season!

Nancy Star could not help remembering her Fame and Glory days, back in the 80's...

 Wow, the sound is unbelievable!

Let's go to the First grow!!!

Yes!!! These guys are Great!

It's good to watch the public from the stage!

The bass guitar is fantastic!!!

and the lead guitar not only plays, but can also sing!!!

 The keabords sound great and he has an amazing voice!!!

And what about the drummer? What a  powerful rithm!!!

When the concert was over, the Nancys asked autographs to the great musicians...

They were so happy to have a souvenir from The Plotters!

They also wanted to have some pictures with the stars of the night, 

who looked really pleased to have some groupies made out of plastic!

And after the Plotters left, the Nancys wanted to have some fun...

....they found new friends who tought them the temptations and misteries of the night

The boys at the bar couldn't take their eyes out of the Nancys...

They were the prettiest in the Bar and had a lot of serious pretenders

But the Nancys didn't know that too much alcohol can have some unexpected effects...

 ... in these situations is better to go outside and have some fresh air!

Yes! -  the Nancys agreed - It's been the best night of our lifes!!!

We'll never forget The Plotters Concert and what we've learned tonight at The Zoo!

40 is the new 30

Every cyborgdoll in Barcelona wished could be in Atlanta to share this big day with you...

... but they aren't worried, because they know you'll have special people around to celebrate!

and just remember, don't panic: everybody knows that 40 is the new 30!!!

Birds of a feather...

It's a great day for a picnic in the parc,

but the Pepas are not having a good time..

     What could we do to have some fun... One more cookie?

Oh my god, this is so boring!

have you got any good cassette to cheer us up?

Look over there, those 3 crummies... they are looking at us!

Hey girls, what's up?!?

 Hi, can we have a seat with you?

No way, man, let us alone and get lost!!!

Come on, don't be stupid, you look really bored!

You need somebody to entertain you!

 You need us to finish up these cookies!!!

... and also to drink your coke!!!

- Oh my good, you are like parasites... are you also going to smoke our cigarettes?!?

- Yes of course, but it'll be worthy...

'cause we'll also protect you from the ferociousness of the wild beasts,

 the cruelty of the giant children, 

and the dangers of the evil machines!!!

and we'll protect you from the biggest terror of them all: 

the stupidity and disrespect of human beings towards the dolls!!!

 Oh, yes!!! This is really a terrible matter...

.. they always stare at us as we were freaks or monsters!

Why are humans so rude, treating us as we were insensible objects?

We may be made of plastic, but we have feelings and thoughts just like them!!!

Don't worry, babe! 

You'll be safe with us!!!

Come on, boys, stop saying bullshit and hurry up or we'll miss the last train home!!!

You know the saying, birds of a feather flock together...

Loneliness is a Warm Gun